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I’m pretty sure the dishwashers loved when the cleaning crew came in, turned on their radio and when this song came on, I sang Taylor to them at full volume.

Fact: Slim Fast tastes AWFUL.

… my love for you went viral.

Train
jonathansamuelcook:

Jesus was here. (Taken with instagram)

jonathansamuelcook:

Jesus was here. (Taken with instagram)

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I love this.

I love this.

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Lately…

… my head and my heart have not been on the same page. I’m pretty sure they’re in two completely different sections of the library. I feel so strange and I just want it to go away. It’s making me sad… and I hate being sad.

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You are good. She is awesome. She wins. God bless Celine Dion.

An Open Letter to People Who Judge My Single, Post-College Lifestyle

woodlandcreature:

Dear People Who Judge My Single, Post-College Lifestyle -

I am 27 years old, and on occasion I still drink until I throw up. In the case I do not throw up, I usually eat twice the calories I normally do the following day. Sometimes I even get drunk during the week. This past autumn I fell down the stairs at a college football game and kissed someone’s boss in front of clients while bleeding from the knees.

I realize these actions may appear destructive to you. However, I believe daily Facebook updates from former high school classmates featuring their children dressed up in a variety of holiday outfits to be just as disturbing. So too are those updates from alums that haven’t yet conceived America’s next happiest baby, and instead post five sentences about how sleepy their dogs are.

Hahaha.

BWAHAHAHAHA.

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So, I was thinking to myself when you passed me by… here’s what I like.

Paris Hilton
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I have a new found love for Madonna. So, please enjoy this dashboard sing-a-long to “I’m Going Bananas.” You’re welcome.